friendboned: (mom's spaghetti)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!! ([personal profile] friendboned) wrote2016-02-22 10:38 pm
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WEEK 1, POST EXECUTION

[is there such a thing as a private convo with this loud goober]

[oh well he's going to Sans's room anyway]

[probably to be horrified by how dirty it's already gotten]

SANS.... BROTHER....

[a dramatic pause]

I AM STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS FUN MYSTERIOUS KIDNAPPING TRIP BY WEIRDOS...... IS NOT SO FUN AFTER ALL!!! HUMANS ARE MURDERING EACH OTHER!!

[You don't say, Papyrus]
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thebonezone: he's, uh, he's all right now. (some guy got his left side cut off)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[there is no trash tornado yet but there is an odd amount of socks, and empty condiment bottles. the linens are disgusting and in a ball. all of this could be cleaned but sans has put the "do not clean" sign on his door ever since he found it. amidst all this trash there's the rulebook and what looks like weird notes next to it, but to papyrus this is probably regular sans shenanigans.

all in all on a sans scale of horrible this is like a 7 out of his usual 15. it'll get there. papyrus might still die inside.]

[sans himself is sitting in the middle of the room on the floor (why) with his trombone (whY) and a bunch more notes. there is a sad face on at least one of them.]

nothing escapes your sharp eye, huh, bro?

[it's not like it's in the brochure oH WAIT]
friendboned: (What he wrote down)

1/2

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-23 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[give Papyrus a minute to marvel.... AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY]

HOW.

[Does his presence stop vacuums?! IS AN ANTI CLEANING FORCE OF NATURE?!]

[THESE ROOMS ARE SELF-CLEANING!!!!!]
Edited 2016-02-23 04:08 (UTC)
friendboned: (oh there goes spaghetti)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-23 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
ARGH!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! NOT ONLY IS THIS THE WORST KIDNAPPING EVER... BUT MY LAZY BROTHER IS BEING A SLOB AS USUAL!!!

PICK UP YOUR SOCKS!!
thebonezone: it's f u c k i n g p o i n t l e s s (life's like a broken pencil kids)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-23 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
ok.

[he picks up two socks in his near vicinity. after holding them for 2 seconds, he drops them back down.]
friendboned: (mom's spaghetti)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
SANS!!!!

[FOR THE LOVE OF]
thebonezone: hip hip hooray (what do skeletons yell at parties)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[he just stares because you know you're never gonna win this fight papyrus. never.]

speaking of murders... i saw you didn't vote for the culprit, bro. did you sleep through it too?

[deliberate goading is deliberate]
friendboned: (he's nervous but on the)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[first of all]

[how dare you]

OF COURSE I DIDN'T!!! I'M NOT A LAZYBONES LIKE YOU, I DON'T NAP ALL NIGHT! I WAS JUST.... BUSY.....

THINKING OF MY NEW BRILLIANT PLAN FOR THE HUMANS!!!

[nailed it]
thebonezone: it's f u c k i n g p o i n t l e s s (life's like a broken pencil kids)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah? what is it?

[what are you waiting for papyrus. wow him.]
friendboned: (Everybody's joking now)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-23 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .


IT'S.....

MUCH TOO BRILLIANT FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND!!! ONLY SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME COULD UNDERSTAND SUCH A COMPLICATED AND....

[yeah, he's got nothing]

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
thebonezone: THAT IS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT CHARACTER (i'm asriel as they come)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-23 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
huh. sounds cool. but doesn't that mean the humans won't understand it either?

[bitch who raised you to lie to your brother so blatantly!!!

oh wait]
friendboned: (oh there goes gravity)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-25 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[look he's not lying it's just a work in progress]

. . .


I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH.... SO THE HUMANS CAN UNDERSTAND.....

[He's not admitting that Sans is right, because that's impossible]
thebonezone: he had no BODY to go with (why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
i'm sure whatever you come up with will wow 'em. you think you're gonna come up with it before the next "vote"?

[mmmMMM???]
friendboned: (oh there goes gravity)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
W...WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR! OF COURSE I'LL HAVE A NEW HUMAN-PROOF PLAN BY THEN! I'M A GENIUS, AND THESE HUMANS ARE ALL VERY NICE..... I JUST NEED TO SHOW THEM A BETTER WAY SO NO ONE HAS TO BE VOTED FOR!!

NYEH HEH..... HEH?

[STOP PUTTING GENIUS ON THE SPOT, BRO!!!]
thebonezone: THAT IS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT CHARACTER (i'm asriel as they come)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-25 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
'course you will. if anybody can do it, it's you, bro. but, uh... say it takes longer than a week? the human we know is pretty stubborn. maybe these guys are too. whatcha gonna do then?

[he is just trying to Save You papyrus ok]
friendboned: (What he wrote down)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS ISN'T ABOUT LOGIC!!]

[But Sans is correct in assuming he is in fact That Cool]

IF NOBODY VOTES..... THEN THE TRIALS CAN'T GO ON!!
thebonezone: "zia 420 in french isn't a real pun" LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING MY BEST (quatre-vingt just blaze)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

i mean. you're not wrong.
friendboned: (the whole crowd goes spaghetti)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-26 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
SEE!!! MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT!
thebonezone: ...the joke's less funny when the punchline is true huh (used to be a banker but i lost interest)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. trials can't go on if everybody's dead.

[he's not usually this blunt with papyrus but there's no hiding that sOME PEOPLE have already died so. might as well.]
friendboned: (oh there goes gravity)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
YES, WELL.....

[look he didn't think that far ahead]

I'M SURE THAT'S ONLY... A JOKE....?? A VERY BAD ONE!! THAT JUST SHOWS I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDNAPPERS HOW TO BE FUNNY!!
Edited 2016-02-26 06:10 (UTC)
thebonezone: he's, uh, he's all right now. (some guy got his left side cut off)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
...right. hey, you ever try to play poker with the royal guard dogs?

[he knows papyrus hasn't because HE TAKES NO BREAKS so he just goes on]

now, greater dog, he's got a great poker face. greater than everybody else's. [winks IT'S A WEAK PUN BUT Y'know...] so he's always winning. but the rest of the dogs get tired of playing the same game over and over sometimes, y'know? so, this one time, while i was over at grillby's, they tried to change the rules to make it more interesting. except they all made up a different set of rules, and couldn't agree on how to play anymore. needless to say, nobody won that night.

[he pauses.]

the kidnappers said this was a sort of murder game, right? that's why we got this rulebook. but even if we all make up our own rules... the real game won't change. even if you convince all the players to do it their own way, we can't win unless we play along to the real game. or... we find a way out altogether.

... you get what i mean, bro? [LOOK HE IS TRYING, OK]
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