WEEK 1, POST EXECUTION

[friendboned]

[is there such a thing as a private convo with this loud goober]

[oh well he's going to Sans's room anyway]

[probably to be horrified by how dirty it's already gotten]

SANS.... BROTHER....

[a dramatic pause]

I AM STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS FUN MYSTERIOUS KIDNAPPING TRIP BY WEIRDOS...... IS NOT SO FUN AFTER ALL!!! HUMANS ARE MURDERING EACH OTHER!!

[You don't say, Papyrus]

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[friendboned]

SANS!!!!

[FOR THE LOVE OF]

[thebonezone]

[he just stares because you know you're never gonna win this fight papyrus. never.]

speaking of murders... i saw you didn't vote for the culprit, bro. did you sleep through it too?

[deliberate goading is deliberate]

[friendboned]

[first of all]

[how dare you]

OF COURSE I DIDN'T!!! I'M NOT A LAZYBONES LIKE YOU, I DON'T NAP ALL NIGHT! I WAS JUST.... BUSY.....

THINKING OF MY NEW BRILLIANT PLAN FOR THE HUMANS!!!

[nailed it]

[thebonezone]

oh yeah? what is it?

[what are you waiting for papyrus. wow him.]

[friendboned]

. . .


IT'S.....

MUCH TOO BRILLIANT FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND!!! ONLY SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME COULD UNDERSTAND SUCH A COMPLICATED AND....

[yeah, he's got nothing]

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!

[thebonezone]

huh. sounds cool. but doesn't that mean the humans won't understand it either?

[bitch who raised you to lie to your brother so blatantly!!!

oh wait]

[friendboned]

[look he's not lying it's just a work in progress]

. . .


I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH.... SO THE HUMANS CAN UNDERSTAND.....

[He's not admitting that Sans is right, because that's impossible]

[thebonezone]

i'm sure whatever you come up with will wow 'em. you think you're gonna come up with it before the next "vote"?

[mmmMMM???]

[friendboned]

W...WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR! OF COURSE I'LL HAVE A NEW HUMAN-PROOF PLAN BY THEN! I'M A GENIUS, AND THESE HUMANS ARE ALL VERY NICE..... I JUST NEED TO SHOW THEM A BETTER WAY SO NO ONE HAS TO BE VOTED FOR!!

NYEH HEH..... HEH?

[STOP PUTTING GENIUS ON THE SPOT, BRO!!!]

[thebonezone]

'course you will. if anybody can do it, it's you, bro. but, uh... say it takes longer than a week? the human we know is pretty stubborn. maybe these guys are too. whatcha gonna do then?

[he is just trying to Save You papyrus ok]

[friendboned]

[THIS ISN'T ABOUT LOGIC!!]

[But Sans is correct in assuming he is in fact That Cool]

IF NOBODY VOTES..... THEN THE TRIALS CAN'T GO ON!!

[thebonezone]

[. . .]

i mean. you're not wrong.

[friendboned]

SEE!!! MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT!

[thebonezone]

yeah. trials can't go on if everybody's dead.

[he's not usually this blunt with papyrus but there's no hiding that sOME PEOPLE have already died so. might as well.]

[friendboned]

YES, WELL.....

[look he didn't think that far ahead]

I'M SURE THAT'S ONLY... A JOKE....?? A VERY BAD ONE!! THAT JUST SHOWS I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDNAPPERS HOW TO BE FUNNY!!

[thebonezone]

...right. hey, you ever try to play poker with the royal guard dogs?

[he knows papyrus hasn't because HE TAKES NO BREAKS so he just goes on]

now, greater dog, he's got a great poker face. greater than everybody else's. [winks IT'S A WEAK PUN BUT Y'know...] so he's always winning. but the rest of the dogs get tired of playing the same game over and over sometimes, y'know? so, this one time, while i was over at grillby's, they tried to change the rules to make it more interesting. except they all made up a different set of rules, and couldn't agree on how to play anymore. needless to say, nobody won that night.

[he pauses.]

the kidnappers said this was a sort of murder game, right? that's why we got this rulebook. but even if we all make up our own rules... the real game won't change. even if you convince all the players to do it their own way, we can't win unless we play along to the real game. or... we find a way out altogether.

... you get what i mean, bro? [LOOK HE IS TRYING, OK]