friendboned: (mom's spaghetti)
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!!!!!!! ([personal profile] friendboned) wrote2016-02-22 10:38 pm
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WEEK 1, POST EXECUTION

[is there such a thing as a private convo with this loud goober]

[oh well he's going to Sans's room anyway]

[probably to be horrified by how dirty it's already gotten]

SANS.... BROTHER....

[a dramatic pause]

I AM STARTING TO THINK THAT THIS FUN MYSTERIOUS KIDNAPPING TRIP BY WEIRDOS...... IS NOT SO FUN AFTER ALL!!! HUMANS ARE MURDERING EACH OTHER!!

[You don't say, Papyrus]
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friendboned: (What he wrote down)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-25 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS ISN'T ABOUT LOGIC!!]

[But Sans is correct in assuming he is in fact That Cool]

IF NOBODY VOTES..... THEN THE TRIALS CAN'T GO ON!!
thebonezone: "zia 420 in french isn't a real pun" LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING MY BEST (quatre-vingt just blaze)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-25 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

i mean. you're not wrong.
friendboned: (the whole crowd goes spaghetti)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-26 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
SEE!!! MY PLAN IS BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT!
thebonezone: ...the joke's less funny when the punchline is true huh (used to be a banker but i lost interest)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. trials can't go on if everybody's dead.

[he's not usually this blunt with papyrus but there's no hiding that sOME PEOPLE have already died so. might as well.]
friendboned: (oh there goes gravity)

[personal profile] friendboned 2016-02-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
YES, WELL.....

[look he didn't think that far ahead]

I'M SURE THAT'S ONLY... A JOKE....?? A VERY BAD ONE!! THAT JUST SHOWS I NEED TO TEACH THE KIDNAPPERS HOW TO BE FUNNY!!
Edited 2016-02-26 06:10 (UTC)
thebonezone: he's, uh, he's all right now. (some guy got his left side cut off)

[personal profile] thebonezone 2016-02-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
...right. hey, you ever try to play poker with the royal guard dogs?

[he knows papyrus hasn't because HE TAKES NO BREAKS so he just goes on]

now, greater dog, he's got a great poker face. greater than everybody else's. [winks IT'S A WEAK PUN BUT Y'know...] so he's always winning. but the rest of the dogs get tired of playing the same game over and over sometimes, y'know? so, this one time, while i was over at grillby's, they tried to change the rules to make it more interesting. except they all made up a different set of rules, and couldn't agree on how to play anymore. needless to say, nobody won that night.

[he pauses.]

the kidnappers said this was a sort of murder game, right? that's why we got this rulebook. but even if we all make up our own rules... the real game won't change. even if you convince all the players to do it their own way, we can't win unless we play along to the real game. or... we find a way out altogether.

... you get what i mean, bro? [LOOK HE IS TRYING, OK]
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