...right. hey, you ever try to play poker with the royal guard dogs?
[he knows papyrus hasn't because HE TAKES NO BREAKS so he just goes on]
now, greater dog, he's got a great poker face. greater than everybody else's. [winks IT'S A WEAK PUN BUT Y'know...] so he's always winning. but the rest of the dogs get tired of playing the same game over and over sometimes, y'know? so, this one time, while i was over at grillby's, they tried to change the rules to make it more interesting. except they all made up a different set of rules, and couldn't agree on how to play anymore. needless to say, nobody won that night.
[he pauses.]
the kidnappers said this was a sort of murder game, right? that's why we got this rulebook. but even if we all make up our own rules... the real game won't change. even if you convince all the players to do it their own way, we can't win unless we play along to the real game. or... we find a way out altogether.
... you get what i mean, bro? [LOOK HE IS TRYING, OK]
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[he knows papyrus hasn't because HE TAKES NO BREAKS so he just goes on]
now, greater dog, he's got a great poker face. greater than everybody else's. [winks IT'S A WEAK PUN BUT Y'know...] so he's always winning. but the rest of the dogs get tired of playing the same game over and over sometimes, y'know? so, this one time, while i was over at grillby's, they tried to change the rules to make it more interesting. except they all made up a different set of rules, and couldn't agree on how to play anymore. needless to say, nobody won that night.
[he pauses.]
the kidnappers said this was a sort of murder game, right? that's why we got this rulebook. but even if we all make up our own rules... the real game won't change. even if you convince all the players to do it their own way, we can't win unless we play along to the real game. or... we find a way out altogether.
... you get what i mean, bro? [LOOK HE IS TRYING, OK]